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  1. By finishing in the top 50 players in the mid-Autumn Festival πŸ˜€ There may well be another offer for you to buy the costume as well .. for an outrageous price of course (no Zeptolab offer is ever value for money, with the only exception being their 90% discounted gems offer .. with a few useless toolboxes thrown in)
  2. Unfortunately I could only fit a few of your gang’s really active players into the Foxes 🦊 I’m sorry to say πŸ™ But there may be other ways I can help .. although Fellow Foxes 🦊 is a very competitive gang, we also believe strongly in gang alliances and the brotherhood and sisterhood of gangs (united against Zeptolab .. who have been the tyrannical rulers of the CATS world for far too long). Are you with me brother ? πŸ˜€
  3. LOL πŸ˜‚ I’m only ever grumpy with Zeptolab 😑 .. those incompetent clowns 🀑 would test the patience and good humour of a saint πŸ˜‡ You guys have done nothing .. and that’s the problem for Yazka .. who implied he wanted to be in β€œa great active gang” πŸ˜‚ So I just thought I would offer him the opportunity to be in one πŸ¦ŠπŸ˜‚ .. and of course not just any great gang .. the most famous gang and the best free playing gang in CATS πŸ˜‚
  4. Hi Yazka You would be perfect for Fellow Foxes 🦊 We finished 11th in CK Mew York .. and we’re currently 20th in CK Meowscow. Our record speaks for itself .. we are one of the best gangs going around, and we have a lot of fun too πŸ˜€ Reply to this post if you’re interested .. or PM me here on the Forum.
  5. The horseshoe was a reward in City Kings Mew York. There are now two ways to get the horseshoe .. 1. It was a prize in the second All Stars competition .. which means it is likely to be a prize from time to time in future All Stars events. 2. You can buy ultimate league gadgets from the shop .. a horseshoe may be included in the pack πŸ˜€ Not quite true .. it’s not in ultimate league boxes, but you can still get it πŸ˜‚
  6. More precisely .. your gang needs to win 61 CK Meowscow matches .. which will complete district 8 .. and transition you into district 9 πŸ˜€ I estimate that most of the top 30 gangs have received the flue .. or are very close to it.
  7. The update just implemented was not announced at all ! The posts you are showing above have nothing to do with announcing the update .. they are apologising for the update not occurring the previous day as planned πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ You could call the whole fiasco a comedy of errors πŸ˜‚ .. a recurring theme with Zeptolab.
  8. The latest update is underway ! Zeptolab have plumbed new lows in appalling communication by providing zero warning ⚠️ If there was an award for the gaming company with the worst player communication in the world .. Zeptolab would win hands down πŸ₯‡ Congratulations Zeptolab on another shocking performance .. we can only wonder what the update itself will bring 😱
  9. Great to hear that you’re using a whale Pokerman πŸ˜‚ An even better combination for normal cars is the whale with double rocket πŸš€, minigun πŸ”« and blade πŸ—‘ The double rocket is great for handling cars that jump at you .. and a much better use of toolboxes (than putting them on miniguns) πŸ˜€
  10. Just another bug πŸ› .. in a huge list of bugs that infest this game. Our record is over 3 days waiting for a CK Mew York match ! Nothing should surprise you .. Zeptolab really are incompetent clowns 🀑 .. the game is one big Moscow circus to them πŸ˜‚ As for help ? Zeptolab are working to fix these bugs at 🐌 pace πŸ˜‚ Enjoy your enforced break from the game πŸ˜€
  11. Leaf .. you’re a goddam genius 🍁 What a thoughtful and hilarious contribution to the Forum πŸ˜‚ Your best post so far !
  12. More precisely, as you complete district 8 (61 wins) .. and move into district 9 .. you are rewarded with the flue. My gang is just one win away πŸ˜€
  13. I suspect Zeptolab could easily fix most of these bugs .. but it’s a low priority task because the bugs work in their favour. They are VERY QUICK to fix bugs that cost them money πŸ’°πŸ˜‚ The most famous bug of all occurred in the Halloween event last year πŸŽƒ Your quick fight win streak was supposed to start at zero for the Halloween event. But in a massive testing fail, your existing win streak was carried over into the Halloween event ! Players with huge win streaks won all the event prizes within 10 minutes of starting the 30 day competition πŸ˜‚ It was such a crucial factor to check that I cannot believe that this wasn’t thoroughly tested. It demonstrated then .. and still does .. just how poor Zeptolab’s quality control is ❌ In any event, this bug was fixed SUPER QUICKLY πŸ˜€ Sadly I started with a very small win streak .. so I was not a beneficiary of this spectacular testing fail πŸ™ However, I did complete the event without spending a single gem .. and earned 1,520 gems plus numerous boxes and toolboxes as prizes πŸ˜€ The moral of this story is .. regardless of the engine CATS uses, quality control is largely a matter of corporate culture. And Zeptolab has demonstrated time after time that they have a very poor corporate culture when it comes to quality control (and other key factors such as player communication and running fair competitions). I sincerely hope this changes .. but first, Zeptolab have to want it to change.
  14. The Halloween event that ran from 11 October to 10 November 2017 is the best event ever held in CATS πŸ‘ I hope Zeptolab will run a similar event in 2018 .. and at least try to restore some of the credibility they have lost with their player base over the past year. Fingers crossed 🀞
  15. Got to love all these bugs πŸ› in the Championship πŸ˜‚ I might catch a break here .. perhaps I can instant promote even though Vebma-Provide is too strong for me .. I am #1 after all πŸ˜‚